[There are two voices talking. One is Harry, and the other...well, is also Harry, but Harry after thirty more years and far too many cigarettes and hard drinks and far too little restful nights]

The minutes ticked by on the clock like so many lost chances, each one only staying around long enough for me to realize what could have been, before it ( Read more... )

So, Sakura, now that everyone's overcome the outbreak of boogie fever, I had a question I wanted to ask you.


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So, you Gryffindors who were travel sized this last week, you guys want to pick up your finger paintings? I don't have a fridge to hang them on and they're taking up a lot of space.

So, whoever told me regrowing bones was fun, you are a filthy liar and I wish you poor luck in the future.

Anybody left around here?

Alright guys, girls, and assorted magical beings, things look like they're getting serious around here, so for those of us Gryffindor's staying, I suggest we take a page from the Field Trip Playbook at adopt the buddy system. Find someone of the same gender you can stand being around with for extended periods of time, and stick with them no matter ( Read more... )

Much as this goes against my good judgment, my paranoia outweighs my rebellious streak ( Read more... )

[There's the sound of something breaking as the journal hits the floor. There's a faint muffled curse of rage, and the sound of fabric moving.]

Hell's bells, how the hell do they do this every-

ARGH, DAMMIT! Of all the times.

'So boss, figure out how to use the tam-'Finish that sentence Bob and I will take a claw hammer to your bloody skull ( Read more... )

Okay, high and mighty Prefect time. I understand some people in our house are rather upset about our point total dropping faster than England's chances in the Cup this year, but if anyone gets the bright idea to physically or verbally harass anyone involved in any incidents then you're going to answer to me. I don't like bullying, and I'm not ( Read more... )

Hey, Kairi? I just wanted to say thanks. For helping me out that time.

It meant a lot.

[Harry does not sound happy about something, and hesitates a few times as if he's going to stop, before finally pushing forward]

Hey, uh, Catty...

We, um, we...

*sigh* We need to talk.